#464 – In Which Rent is Collected

It’s admittedly a bit early to be harvesting honey—spring has only recently sprung, and the bees of Bear Apiaries, LLC, while clearly quite busy, are not yet at peak productivity—but a quick tip from the tap of the previous year’s vintage should be sufficient to tide a bear over until lunch.

#386

The BigLaw firms may have their pick of the 3L litter, but Bear Lawyer has always found that, with a little patience, stealth, and luck—plus or minus a stun gun, a bottle of chloroform, and a large hempen sack—even the smallest legal shoppe can bag (and/or net) itself a gunner or two.