The legal system can be a bear. That’s why you need a lawyer who is also a bear. That’s why you need Bear Lawyer.

A somewhat vainglorious attempt to parlay an absurdist inside joke into a jocular lampoon of the legal profession, “Bear Lawyer” and “Bear Lawyer, LLC” are © 2009–2018 Thomas E. Körp—who, for the record, is neither a bear nor a lawyer, his generally hirsute appearance and exasperating erudition notwithstanding. Some rights reserved. The contents of this website are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivatives 4.0 International License unless otherwise indicated or obvious, in which case those characters, trademarks, or IPs remain © their respective owners.

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