DISCLAIMER: Lightness of heart may be a sign of a serious and potentially fatal cardiovascular condition; consult your doctor if you experience chest pains or dizziness related to holiday festivities. Absence of proof of trouble is not proof of absence thereof. Gayness of Yuletide is a Constitutionally-protected right, though full legal recognition may as yet be limited in certain areas. Troubles in mirror may be closer than they appear. Happy golden days of yore not available in all areas. Proximity and oral professions of faith by—and perceived dearness of—friends are no substitute for a thorough and legally binding contract. Fates are fickle; prolonged togetherness not guaranteed. Exercise caution when hanging shining stars upon highest boughs. Immediacy and merriness of Christmas, though universally wished, cannot be guaranteed.
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- #KeepJumboWild fb.me/5t8w47Z0w 1 day ago
- Investigative tax-deductions: propublica.org/donate/ fb.me/8dmwsKUpJ 2 weeks ago
- Support your legal beagles in their fight for great justice. fb.me/8m60RgbVs 2 weeks ago
- Do what you can, as you can, while you can, for those who couldn't otherwise. (Also: tax deductions are nice.) fb.me/8klifZuDi 3 weeks ago
- Hey, you! C'mere! Did you vote yet? Well, what in hell are you waiting for!? #doitforthesticker fb.me/8kIuabiPW 3 weeks ago