DISCLAIMER: Lightness of heart may be a sign of a serious and potentially fatal cardiovascular condition; consult your doctor if you experience chest pains or dizziness related to holiday festivities. Absence of proof of trouble is not proof of absence thereof. Gayness of Yuletide is a Constitutionally-protected right, though full legal recognition may as yet be limited in certain areas. Troubles in mirror may be closer than they appear. Happy golden days of yore not available in all areas. Proximity and oral professions of faith by—and perceived dearness of—friends are no substitute for a thorough and legally binding contract. Fates are fickle; prolonged togetherness not guaranteed. Exercise caution when hanging shining stars upon highest boughs. Immediacy and merriness of Christmas, though universally wished, cannot be guaranteed.
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- "[T]here's a big difference between tax evasion—illegally refusing to pay taxes that you owe, and then taking... fb.me/4Cf6uMM2Z 4 weeks ago
- Shameless double standard: Grown men playing with cubs in a ballpark, the crowd goes wild. A grown bruin attempts... fb.me/2QvDmC3XF 1 month ago
- Re: a certain Kentuckian's avowed opposition to *any* SCOTUS nominee by POTUS44, this bear knows a bear who knows... fb.me/7xp4u3CPj 1 month ago
- Also: What's the mood in Cleveland in advance of Con-con 2016? Passive dread, nervous fretting, intense malaise,... fb.me/7UKzSfgcK 1 month ago
- So… odds of that toupéed carnival barker getting rolled up for incitement before November… 50/50? 1 month ago