DISCLAIMER: Lightness of heart may be a sign of a serious and potentially fatal cardiovascular condition; consult your doctor if you experience chest pains or dizziness related to holiday festivities. Absence of proof of trouble is not proof of absence thereof. Gayness of Yuletide is a Constitutionally-protected right, though full legal recognition may as yet be limited in certain areas. Troubles in mirror may be closer than they appear. Happy golden days of yore not available in all areas. Proximity and oral professions of faith by—and perceived dearness of—friends are no substitute for a thorough and legally binding contract. Fates are fickle; prolonged togetherness not guaranteed. Exercise caution when hanging shining stars upon highest boughs. Immediacy and merriness of Christmas, though universally wished, cannot be guaranteed.
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- So… this isn't going to negatively impact a bear's ability to procure Earl Grey tea, is it? #brexit #ruebritannia -🇬= 8 hours ago
- Jimmy! (Or is it Terry? So hard to keep track of these disposable/unpaid 3Ls.) Take a memo—and CC the office of... fb.me/1a42yYu39 1 day ago
- #thatfeelingwhen you've forgotten where you parked your Vespa… fb.me/18OaPqr8J 1 day ago
- An odd choice—one would imagine that Craigslist would be a more appropriate venue. fb.me/6tohC0GBb 1 day ago
- In @realdonaldtrump's defense, this bear's own net worth tends to fluctuate drastically with his feelings—namely... fb.me/5mlEK1MTi 1 month ago