Tag Archives: Hunting Season

#393

Bear Lawyer Goes Over Defensive Strategy

As gratifying as the moral high ground of nonviolent resistance may be, Bear Lawyer has found, after scrambling for cover during many a state-sanctioned culling, that the literal high ground is a far more advantageous position to hold.

#392

Bear Lawyer Pays an Informant

Bear Lawyer isn’t necessarily proud of the legally dubious depths to which he must occasionally sink during the height of hunting season, but if a pawful of premium ribeye is required to keep one step ahead of the business end of .308 rifle, then so be it.

#390

Bear Lawery Coördinates the Defense

Following the afternoon’s master classes in trap-laying, track-hiding, The Art of War, and Kuma Kobushi-ryū jujutsu, Bear Lawyer will be screening selections from First Blood, Predator, The Seven Samurai, Home Alone, and The Return of the Jedi (specifically, the Battle of Endor). After all, come hunting season, the best defense is an overwhelmingly aggressive offense.

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#309

Bear Lawyer Resorts to Deceptive Practices

#216

Bear Lawyer Discourages Vigilante Justice

#215

Bear Lawyer Provides Aid and Comfort