#388

Bear Lawyer Prepares an Amicus Brief

In the
HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE OF ENGLAND AND WALES

BADGER TRUST
Petitioners
v.
NATURAL ENGLAND
and the RT HON OWEN PATERSON, MP,
in his capacity as Secretary of State for DEFRA

Respondents

(NOT SO) BRIEF AMICUS CURIAE OF BEAR LAWYER, LLC AND BROCK BAWSON, ESQ. IN SUPPORT OF PETITIONERS

Bear Lawyer
Ursus A. Iurisconsultus
Bear Lawyer, LLC
1 Office-Glen in the Deep Woods
Catskill, New York 12414
Telephone: (555) BEAR-LAW (232-7529)
Facsimile: (555) BEAR-PAW (232-7729)

Brock Bawson
Badger at Law
Meles, Bawson, Pate & Grey
5 Burrow ‘Neath the Ancient Oak Tree, Suite 2
Catskill, New York 12414
Telephone: (555) BADGERS (223-4377)
Facsimile: (555) EULALIA (385-2542)

i
QUESTION PRESENTED
Whether the application to grant the Board of Natural England a license to cull badgers for a further 8 weeks in Gloucestershire is lawful.

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2 responses to “#388

  1. Please amend to read “Her Majesty’s High Court of Justice in England” as the people of Wales are not total nutters. They vaccinate badgers rather than shoot them. And Wales has way more cattle destroyed because of TB every year than England!

    • It truly is shocking just how much care the inhabitants of the British Isles are taking with regards to the quality of their produce—both animal and vegetable—considering that, when properly prepared, British cuisine, as a rule, stretches the very bounds of edibility. (This coming from a bear who is not the slightest bit squeamish re: post-consumer comestibles scavenged from non-bear-proofed bins.)

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