#381

Bear Lawyer Makes a Technological Error

Oh! Oh, dear! Quickly, young interns! Fetch your buckets and form a fire brigade! Smother the flames with your uninsured bodies! Protect the coffee stores at all cost!

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4 responses to “#381

  1. “Thank you for calling Apple Technical Support. All of our representatives are assisting other customers who have more money than you. Your call is important to us. Please hold…”

    “♫I’m burnin’, I’m burnin’ I’m burnin’ for you
    ♫I’m burnin’, I’m burnin’ I’m burnin’ for you…”

  2. This is what happens when one starts Googling combinations of words the NSA doesn’t like. Still, grounds for a personal injury case against Pawbooks Inc methinks.

    • If any of those unpaid (and uninsured) interns who so—*ahem*—”selflessly volunteered” to smother the incipient inferno with their surprisingly flammable bodies cares to file suit, Bear Lawyer will be more than happy to represent them in court. And to bill them accordingly.

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