Mind, Bear Lawyer is rather less inebriated than pond-soaked and waterhazard’d—all due to a sudden bout of lead-paw, your standard-issue golf cart being a notoriously tight squeeze for duffers of the ursine persuasion, with the contortionist positions required thereby leading, on occasion, to the lower portion of a bear’s hind leg being caught fast between the steering wheel and the gas pedal, making both deceleration and steering next-to-impossible. Luckily, no one was injured (pride notwithstanding), and Bear Lawyer’s personal supply of Summer Love seems none the worse for wear.
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