#361

Bear Lawyer is Wet Reckless

Mind, Bear Lawyer is rather less inebriated than pond-soaked and waterhazard’d—all due to a sudden bout of lead-paw, your standard-issue golf cart being a notoriously tight squeeze for duffers of the ursine persuasion, with the contortionist positions required thereby leading, on occasion, to the lower portion of a bear’s hind leg being caught fast between the steering wheel and the gas pedal, making both deceleration and steering next-to-impossible. Luckily, no one was injured (pride notwithstanding), and Bear Lawyer’s personal supply of Summer Love seems none the worse for wear.

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4 responses to “#361

  1. Vic Brew pairs well with freshly caught bass — such as can be readily scooped out of, say, a stocked golf course pond. Lucky bear.

    • Duly noted! It would appear that Bear Lawyer is having no small amount of difficulty extricating himself from his not-quite-amphibious club car, and Nature knows that few things motivate a bear quite like the promise of fresh fish.

  2. “If a beer is found in a water hazard, or if it is known or virtually certain that a beer that has not been found is in the water hazard (whether the beer lies in water or not), the player may under penalty of one shot proceed by drinking a beer as nearly as possible at the spot at which the last beer was drunk.”

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