#357

Bear Lawyer is Held in Protective Custody

True, the muzzle and manacles do make it rather difficult to give custom to the Garden’s various vendors of comestible goods—who, for some strange reason, tend not to service the penalty box area anyway—but, after his aggressive antics in Boston and Washington, D.C., during the 2011 and 2012 playoff seasons, Bear Lawyer didn’t exactly have the option of attending a home game unrestrained, much less a playoff match in hostile territory.

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2 responses to “#357

  1. Well, it’s not soooo bad. Hockey fans have been known to dress up in unusual ways. Too, it’s likely the Rangers will discover a new civility with BL waiting in the penalty box ready to serve them up his zesty brand of Earl Grey.

    • Earl Grey? Hardly! In keeping with the merciless spirit of competition which landed Bear Lawyer in his present punitive position in the first place, BL is unlikely to serve any penalized Ranger aught but violence and scorn—or day-old scones, which are essentially the same thing.

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