#354

Bear Lawyer Awaits a Mandatory Joinder

While Bear Lawyer’s ursine bulk and powerful drive enable him, under ideal conditions, to shave more than a few strokes on the fairway, his relative lack of control often leaves him scavenging for errant balls in the underbrush—and executing impromptu abatements besides—which, in turn, causes his frowned-upon solo outings to last a good sight longer than they rightfully ought. Just so, BL has taken to hanging out by the golf carts of a morning in eager anticipation of an errant threesome in need of one more duffer to proceed.

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3 responses to “#354

  1. Who would wish to wander the links with such an affable sportsman on a fine May morn? Although, BL, even at his svelt spring weight, may qualify as 4 golfers based and that E-Z-Go will only take 150 kgs (Bear + Clubs + Beer Cooler). Special club regulations may apply to this circumstance. Consult the membership packet.

  2. Good Lord, I can’t type today. Let me rephrase.

    Who would not wish to wander the links with such an affable sportsman on a fine May morn? Although, BL, even at his svelt spring weight, may qualify as 4 golfers based on mass and that E-Z-Go will only take 150 kgs (Bear + Clubs + Beer Cooler). Special club regulations may apply to this circumstance. Consult the membership packet.

    • Hrm… considering that Bear Lawyer weighs closer to 400 kilos, he may well need to seek special dispensation to ride his scooter along the cart path. That, or press-gang a handful of caddies into ferrying him about via palanquin.

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