While Bear Lawyer’s ursine bulk and powerful drive enable him, under ideal conditions, to shave more than a few strokes on the fairway, his relative lack of control often leaves him scavenging for errant balls in the underbrush—and executing impromptu abatements besides—which, in turn, causes his frowned-upon solo outings to last a good sight longer than they rightfully ought. Just so, BL has taken to hanging out by the golf carts of a morning in eager anticipation of an errant threesome in need of one more duffer to proceed.
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