Bear Lawyer is Owed a Duty of Reasonable Care

2 responses to “#265

  1. That 3-hour cruise better end pretty quick, given a bear’s stomach holds about 40 pounds of food/drink/other comestibles!

    • Yes, the pleasure cruise’s all-you-can-eat buffet was far too tempting for Bear Lawyer to turn down (let alone leave before being forcibly removed from the galley), and the unfortunate combination of sun, spirits, and watery oscillations means that the since-consumed piscine and crustacean contents of said smörgåsbord are set to return to the waters from whence they came.

      Really, it’s a shame that the ship isn’t equipped to double as a fishing trawler, as BL is just about ready to chum the water…

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