Bear Lawyer Works to Control the Population

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  1. Far Away Books

    Bear Lawyer may want to consult Takeru Kobayashi before the Lepariade family head turns up. An enraged gigas chocolaticus can be difficult to take down on one’s own.

    • Bear Lawyer is not sure how much help Kobayashi would be, given that he’s been bested by bears on multiple occasions in the past.

      That, and those rare lepirade chocolaticus which have survived to maturity are often a bit chalky and tough. BL has found that it’s best to let them survive and breed again—or, expire from natural causes in the heat of the summer—thereby both ensuring the future of the species and preventing many a chipped tooth and upset stomach.

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