Hope this works out well for Bear Lawyer!
BL should begin to see results within the next few weeks, provided that he doesn’t substitute cream-filled cupcakes for high-fiber bran muffins. Which, given the fact that cupcake-dispensing ATMs are arriving in the greater metropolitan area in the near-ish future, is all too likely to happen.
Given the huge shoulder muscles peculiar to his ursine kind, I imagine Bear Lawyer need only stroll the bases after a mighty swing of the bat. And who would dream of trying to tag him as he slid into home plate!?
Sadly, there’s more to America’s favourite pastime than simply crushing the ball out of the park—meaning both the confines of the playing field and the surrounding greenspace (there have been quite a few complaints of cracked and broken windows from businesses along Central Park West and 5th Avenue). Bear Lawyer has the misfortune to have a strike zone the size of a city block, so he cannot afford to let his reflexes be dulled by unnecessary mass. Not to mention that fielding requires quite a bit of hustle; BL might have some sizable paws, but they’re no help if the the ball is twenty feet away.
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