Slick on the cavetop—a reindeer falls!
Out jumps anxious Santa Claus,
Straight from his sled with a righteous yell
To find the den-owner and give him hell.
Uh-oh oh! Wouldn’t you know!
Uh-oh oh! Wouldn’t you kno-ow!
Armed with a ballpoint—click click click
Fast with the lawsuit is good Saint Nick.
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM BEAR LAWYER, LLC!