No, loyal readers, you are not imagining things—this admittedly backdated episode of “Bear Lawyer, LLC” was initially created as a gift for a very special juris doctor, who just recently received her degree (with high honours) from Temple University’s Beasley School of Law.
Having since presented Miss A— with said gift, it was considered fit and proper to share it here. Enjoy.
Fair warning: Those of you who happened to be at the commencement ceremony may not recall it exactly as depicted above, but that is likely because the monotone musings of guest speaker (and former U.S. Senator) Arlen Specter caused short-term memory loss. Still, there is no cause for alarm, as this is not the first time that they have done so.