Dear Sir or Madame:
We wish to inform you that Bear Lawyer, Esq., has recently expanded his web-based operations, moving upward and outward from his original ætheric offices (see: Bear Lawyer, LLC) to a somewhat more accessible location—that is, here.
We have also set up an account for Tweeting (follow @bearlawyer), as well as a Fan Page, all of which are intended to enable you to more easily access and better benefit from Bear Lawyer’s ursine sagacity and legal tenacity.
As ever, Bear Lawyer thanks you for your business, and looks forward to providing whatever services he is able to render unto you in the future.
Senior Partner, Bear Lawyer, LLC