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- Honestly now, #DoctorWho does a bear need to maul to make it November!? 14 hours ago
- Why, of all the wibbly-wobbly, time-y wime-y cliffhangers! Damn it all, Moffat, this is cruel and unusual punishment! 14 hours ago
- #sigh It's getting harder and harder for a bear to conscript good help these days. (And to dispose of the washouts.) 2 days ago
- How hard is it to hike through the deep woods and hitchhike into town for a tripplo-red-eye-macchiato? Coffee Runs ≠ Immigration Policy. 2 days ago
- Truly, interns are the #redshirts of the legal world: barely competent, virtually anonymous, inherently disposable, and scarcely mourned. 2 days ago
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- xkcd
Just show the nice officer the pole and line the tuna was caught on and all will be well. That market video is too blurry for a positive ID. It could be any bear with a briefcase.
Give Bear Lawyer two hours (and a sack of rice), and the delicious, delicious evidence will almost certainly be unrecoverable.