Monthly Archives: January 2012

#231

Bear Lawyer Violates a Noise Ordinance

Addendum: For your listening pleasure/reference…

http://youtu.be/tg00YEETFzg

#230

Bear Lawyer Proffers a Fair Comment

#229

Bear Lawyer Agrees to a Supervised Visit

(Bear Lawyer and his panda paramour have an uncomfortable history…)

#228

Bear Lawyer Makes a Capital Expenditure

#227

Bear Lawyer Bemoans a Loss of Use

#226

Bear Lawyer Addresses the Electoral Elephant in the Room

#225

Bear Lawyer Makes a Generous Contribution

#224

Bear Lawyer Releases a Counterpart

While it’s neither widely-known nor well-publicized as such, Bear Lawyer, LLC started out as something of an inside joke. The abridged version being that a good friend and former college roommate—whose burly physique and ursine temperament (i.e., best not disturbed whilst snacking or napping) had earned him the nickname “Bear” whilst studying abroad—was in danger of missing out on a somewhat-annual social gathering due to his required attendance at an ABA conference in the District. This prompted me to suggest that he simply put a necktie on a bear and send him in his place, as no one would be able to tell the difference anyway. One hastily-sketched post-it note doodle later, and Bear Lawyer was born.

And so it is with mixed feelings of pride and sadness that Bear Lawyer recognizes and bids a fond farewell to this stalwart attorney and unwitting doppelgänger as he travels halfway around the world in pursuit of fame, fortune, and international disputes worthy of arbitration. Godspeed, good Bear. Try not to maul (too m)any innocent bystanders.

#223

Bear Lawyer Consults His Accountant